I headed over to my boy Pete’s place last night to watch Dodgers vs. Phillies. When I got there, he told me a crazy fucking story. Apparently he was in the back yard grilling some burgers and dogs, getting ready for us to come over. He was completely minding his own business, when his new neighbor decided to finally introduce herself. I guess she’s lived their for a couple weeks and Pete said she’s a total smoker, a curvy latina to be exact. Pete says, he hasn’t seen a man there either, so he thinks she’s single and he’s definately had his eye on her.

So she introduces herself as Alexis, and Pete is a total gentleman, basically welcoming her to the neighborhood, offering her a Mike’s hard lemonade, asking what she does for a living, you know the norm. After about thirty minutes, Pete says, he flips the script on her and brings up the beach, and how she’d look amazing in a bathing suit, you know, leading to the sex talk. I guess she got pretty open with him, even showing him that she had on a bathing suit under her clothes.

Pete believes she has a very low tolerance for alcohol because it appeared those hard lemonades got her tipsy quick. He says she showed him her nipple piercing and then goes on to request that Pete show her something, so he’s like, OK, and pulls out his cock. Apparently she likes it, because next thing you know she’s sucking his cock with a hot dog bun in her other hand. Pete said he took all his clothes off and let her have her way with his meat and sack. He said she deep throated, licked his balls and all. Good thing he’s got a huge privacy fence and bushes, otherwise the other neighbor may have called the cops! I know Pete likes CFNM and I know he had his eye on the new neighbor, but i know he didn’t expect this…. a cfnm blowjob in his backyard on the first day he officially met her! I’ll tell you what, he’s excited about this new neighbor!